Infatuation

Ya' know, somtimes the most harmless thing...
like a crush on someone...can set processes in
motion that have ramifications so far reaching
they can take a life time to unfold completely.

How do these things happen? The principal
reason seems to be that some people are simply malicious meddlers with nothing better to do.

Why? Well... science has no definitive answers.
The most likely sources are: inbreading in the
wilds of Northern New Jersy and the piddling
prat nature of upper middle class poseurs who attended lesser Ivy League wannabe institutions
of higher spending.

This most often results from a condition that was
commonly know to ancient Roman Physicians as: Phallus Smalless Compulsicus.

Tragically, there is no cure for what modern lay
people refer to as "Little Rat Bastard's Syndome".
At least none that do not involve potential legal
consequences for the "healer". What a pity.